i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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