I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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