How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
