Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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