What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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