the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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