I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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