I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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