Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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