i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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