so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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