It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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