Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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