Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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