I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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