Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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