She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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