Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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