Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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