Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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