Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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