I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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