And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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