Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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