no, he came in my armpit
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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