I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he wants to bone in the snuggie
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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