I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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