So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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