i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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