i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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