But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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