The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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