I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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