Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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