Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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