We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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