when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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