I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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