She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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