I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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