I should be sponsored by Trojan
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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