I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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