CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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