The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
