But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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