it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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