Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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