He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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