What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Who died my cat blue again?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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