Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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