found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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