I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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