Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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