walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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