If i come over, it means nothing
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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