I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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