it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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